Cat Fur Legs

I was petting this cat the other day (I swear his fur was softer than a rabbit's!) and I was thinking, what if girl's leg hair turned into that soft fur when they didn't shave? Would some of us still shave? Would guys mind if we didn't?

Would they try to pet us?

"Can I pet your legs?"




I think I would still shave, but maybe when I miss my cat I would let it go for a day (I'm kinda weird, I know).

Death has Self-Esteem Issues

So we (my friend, my brother and I) were talking yesterday about things and for some reason one of us brought up the belief that if you laugh for 15 minutes or something then you extend your life for a day. To which I said, "Death has self-esteem issues." and thought of this: