Roast Beef

This actually happened a while ago, but whatever, it's still funny. The names have been changed, so I will (hopefully) not get in any trouble for telling this story. I was at my Grandma's house making sandwiches for lunch, and I had to call my Aunt Carol to find out what she wanted on her sandwich. Well, as much as I love her, she has to take a lot of medication, and she gets kinda out of it sometimes. This was one of those times. When I called it was hard enough to understand what she was trying to say, I  just said hi and asked her what she wanted on her sandwich. Here's what happened:

  It was hard, but everyone got what they wanted, so I consider it a victory.