Roast Beef

This actually happened a while ago, but whatever, it's still funny. The names have been changed, so I will (hopefully) not get in any trouble for telling this story. I was at my Grandma's house making sandwiches for lunch, and I had to call my Aunt Carol to find out what she wanted on her sandwich. Well, as much as I love her, she has to take a lot of medication, and she gets kinda out of it sometimes. This was one of those times. When I called it was hard enough to understand what she was trying to say, I  just said hi and asked her what she wanted on her sandwich. Here's what happened:

  It was hard, but everyone got what they wanted, so I consider it a victory.

My Mom's Train of Thought

So we just had some friends over to play games, and my mom kept asking me the same question over and over again. I told her and she got "frustrated". Then my brother pointed out the difference between her brain, and ours. Take both hands and put them about 6 inches in front of your face, about 7 inches apart. Now move one forward, and the other back. Now reverse. Keep doing that and you got an illustration of how our brains work. Now stop and put your left hand down. Move your right hand back and forth. That is what my mom's brain is like.
 Here's another illustration:

Now this is what happens to it when someone talks to her: